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How to Break Into a Car with a Keypad System
Sep 2nd
Newer cars have protection against it, but this still works well with older cars. Cars with a numeric keypad entry have five buttons; you know, the ones that say 12-34-56-78-90 on the doors? Well, a nifty trick in breaking into one of these cars –when I say breaking in, I mean because you forgot your combination, right?– is that each group of 5 numbers entered do not reset at the end of each cycle. For example, if you enter 1346795, the computer will actually think you have tried 13467, 34679, and 46795. If you punch in 12345678, it’ll think you’ve keyed-in 12345, 23456, 34567, and 45678. This is done, most likely, because if you accidentally hit or miss a button, you won’t know where you are or when the system has cleared itself before trying again.
Using this flaw and adding a whole lot of logic, we can reduce the amount of total numbers entered to access the car from a few hundred thousand to a mere 3129. Below is the code you can use to gain access to your locked-out car.
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Ram. I has it.
Aug 9th
I was checking out my old laptop yesterday and turned it on for kicks. Surprisingly, it still booted faster than my desktop. I’m keeping it preserved; maybe it will make an artifact one day. An expensive one.
I also had a whopping 449MB left on the massive 1.35 GB hard drive.
Carlin on Childrens Fairytales
Jul 11th
When the first time a child hears lyrics, it’s in the form of nursery rhymes: This is their first introduction to bizarre behavior. There’s quite a gang of characters too, aren’t there? And each one of these characters are all obviously on various drugs. Each of them has his or her own favorite. You gotta wonder sometimes wonder what the folks at Disney were up to. Let me explain.
Lets start off with Snow White… Need I even say more?
Snow White his could either mean one of two things, smack or coke. I figure it must be coke because of all the housework she has to do with those 7 dwarfs running around. Ya, know, just a little pick-me-up to get all the chores done, maybe wash the garage.
Then there are the 7 dwarfs. Each one of them are on their own little trip as well. First, there’s Happy, who liked weed. Something to keep him mellowed out. Sleepy was into reds. Then there’s Grumpy, who took too much speed. Sneezy was a full blown coke freak. Doc was the connection, hooking everyone up. Dopey was into everything. Then there was Bashful. Bashful didn’t use drugs, he was paranoid enough on his own.
Next up is ol’ King Cole.
Ol’ King Cole was a merry old soul
And a merry old soul was he
He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl
So i guess we know whats up with Ol’ King Cole.
Hansel and Gretel discovered the gingerbread house about 45 minutes after they discovered the mushrooms. “Do you see it?”, “Yea, I see it!”
Mary, Mary, quite contrary. How does your garden grow?
That’s easy… with silver bells and cockle shells and an acre and a half of killer shit!
Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner
Eating his Chrismas pie.
He stuck in his thumb
And pulled out a plumb
And said holy shit I’m high…
Mary had a little gram… Wait, no, thats not it…
Mary had a little lamb
Whos stash was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went
They both enjoyed a blow!
The Hardest Logic Puzzle in the World
Jul 1st
A group of people with assorted eye colors live on an island. They are all perfect logicians — if a conclusion can be logically deduced, they will do it instantly. No one knows the color of their eyes. Every night at midnight, a ferry stops at the island. Any islanders who have figured out the color of their own eyes then leave the island, and the rest stay. Everyone can see everyone else at all times and keeps a count of the number of people they see with each eye color (excluding themselves), but they cannot otherwise communicate. Everyone on the island knows all the rules in this paragraph.
On this island there are 100 blue-eyed people, 100 brown-eyed people, and the Guru (she happens to have green eyes). So any given blue-eyed person can see 100 people with brown eyes and 99 people with blue eyes (and one with green), but that does not tell him his own eye color; as far as he knows the totals could be 101 brown and 99 blue. Or 100 brown, 99 blue, and he could have red eyes.
The Guru is allowed to speak once (let’s say at noon), on one day in all their endless years on the island. Standing before the islanders, she says the following:
“I can see someone who has blue eyes.”
Who leaves the island, and on what night?
There are no mirrors or reflecting surfaces, nothing dumb. It is not a trick question, and the answer is logical. It doesn’t depend on tricky wording or anyone lying or guessing, and it doesn’t involve people doing something silly like creating a sign language or doing genetics. The Guru is not making eye contact with anyone in particular; she’s simply saying “I count at least one blue-eyed person on this island who isn’t me.”
The answer is not “no one leaves.” Much care has been taken to make the wording as precise and unambiguous as possible. If you’re confused about anything, please let me know. A word of warning: The answer is not simple. This is an exercise in serious logic, not a lateral thinking riddle. There is not a quick-and-easy answer, and really understanding it takes some effort.
I’m in the progress of making a clone of the popular Flood-It game, by 
Posting
Jun 5th
I know, I haven’t posted in a while. It’s not that I’ve been doing nothing, it’s that I’ve been too busy lately to even sit down at my computer, let alone make a post! In fact, there was a whole week where I didn’t even turn it on! I couldn’t believe it either. 200 e-mails much?
Since I posted last, I took a trip up to the states to deliver a new boat (Details on Facebook). The trip back to the Bahamas was both long and short. It only took 20 hours, but when you are on shift from 3AM to 12PM, it can mess with your head. Suffice it to say, I had a nice long sleep that day when I got back.
So, whats new on the interwebs…?
I made a few changes to www.ngclan.net (New homepage) and made some changes to this site (beta.tascrafts.com coming soon!)
My GeoIP database has over 2500 entries now! w00t! (Click)
Oh, I fiddled around and came up with a new site idea! It’s an image uploading and exchange site. Upload an image, and you get a random one back uploaded by someone else. I’m gonna put a few more features on it in the next few days. www.imgswp.com
Computer Operating Systems in Hollywood
May 7th
1. Any PERMISSION DENIED error message has an OVERRIDE function.
2. Complex calculations and loading of huge amounts of data will be accomplished in under three seconds. In the movies, modems transmit data at two gigabytes per second.
3a. If you display a file on the screen and someone deletes the file,it also disappears from the screen. There are no ways to copy a backup file — and there are no un-delete utilities.
3b.Deleting a file instantly removes all copies of said file from disks, memory, frame buffers and caches across all computers in the universe.
4. If a disk has got encrypted files, you are automatically asked for a password when you try to access it.
5. No matter what kind of computer disk it is, it’ll be readable by any system you put it into. All application software is usable by all computer platforms.
6. Most computers, no matter how small, have reality-defying three-dimensional, real-time, photo-realistic animated graphics capability.
7. Laptops, for some strange reason, always seem to have amazing real-time
video phone capabilities and the performance of a CRAY.
8. Computers never crash during key, high-intensity activities.
9. No matter what kind of virus it is, any computer can be infected with it — even an alien spaceship’s computer — simply by running a virus upload program from a laptop.
10. You cannot stop a destructive program or virus by unplugging the computer. Presumably the virus has it’s own built-in power supply.
11. You cannot stop a destructive program downloading onto your system by unplugging the phone line. You must figure out the mandatory “back door” all evil virus programmers put in.
12. Computers only crash if a virus or a hacker is involved.
13. All text must be at least 72 point.
14. The only way to reboot is to shut off the main power to the building.
15. Passwords can be guessed in three and exactly three tries. If you cannot guess the password in three tries, you must give up immediately.
16. Any task or program can be executed by simply pressing Enter, no matter which program or window is in the foreground.
17. All scanners, video cameras and digital cameras have a resolution of approximately 500 mega-pixels. Any image can be infinitely magnified with no pixelization.
18. All hackers wear black T-shirts or Hawaiian shirts.
19. Incoming messages are displayed letter by letter. E-mail over the Internet works like telegraphs.
20. Microsoft Windows doesn’t exist. Macintosh has a 75% market share.
21. Complex operations, such as image selection and manipulation, can be handled easily and quickly via the keyboard.
22. Cell phones and laptops have infinite battery life, until you need to call for help.
23. Latency does not exist. Voice and data can be sent to Mars in real time.
MustBeTheMoney.net now has profiles!
Apr 15th
That’s right, I’ve added profiles to MustBeTheMoney. Now you can view other members profiles, see how much money they have, read their bio… even post a comment on their wall! Not that I stole that from facebook or anything.
Portal 2: Coming this year. With cake.
Apr 7th
After legions of fans embraced Portal, Valve knew they needed to double down and give them a sequel.-GameInformer
Portal 2 was nothing more than rumors floating around until it was (almost cryptically) announced on Steam last month. Since then, information has slowly been coming out regarding the games development and new premise.
For those of you who have not played portal but who enjoy first-person (Half-Life 2), puzzle (Braid), and/or time-strategy games (this one), I highly suggest you try Portal before the release of the sequel.
Find out more at GameInformer.
Facepuncher ownes Justin Beiber.
Mar 20th
Justin Beiber got owned today by a facepuncher (Someone from the www.facepunch.com community, not an actual person that punches faces.) who lives in England.
I don’t want to spoil the story, but I think Justin’s going to have a lot to think about when the media hears about this.
Read more here: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=910580