I really enjoy watching the Microsoft Bing commercials, this one was particularly. I couldn’t find any subtitles for it so I wrote my own. If there is a problem anywhere, leave a comment and I’ll correct it.

We really need to find a new place for breakfast
The breakfast club in 1985 colt classics starring members of the Brat Pack.
What?

So do we want an LCD or plasma?
Plasma is an ionized gas.

Next time we have to find cheaper tickets
Cheapskate.  Cheap thrills.

I’m having this back pain.
Backpacking back to school?  Johan Sebastian Bach.

Seriously, we need a new place to eat.
Eat lead.  Eat my dust.
Eat lead????
MAN EATING SHARK!

Wolf fighters eat their young.

Plasma cutter.
??? plasma.
Blood plasma.
No, I need a flat screen plasma TV.

Flat screen
Touchscreen
Flatbread

I meant plane tickets.
Raffle ticket.
I’ve got two tickets to paradise, won’t you pack your bags; we’ll leave tonight.

Bird of paradise,
caa-caa-caa-caa-caa!!!

What’s causing my back pain?
Bring the pain!
Next martial arts this Sunday.
Sunday!
No.

What’s wrong with you people, I said tickets!

- Everything goes crazy -

…  Find the cure at bing.com; it’s not just a search engine, it’s the first ever decision engine, from Microsoft.